anonymous asked: michael and holly or jim and pam?
not enough for me? you are everything.
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice
cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal
“fuck it” tends to be the last thought running through my mind before making any final decisions